"A good night’s sleep helps you perform well in school, and so if you’re a student you should always get a good night’s sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside." — Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy
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"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday." — Lemony Snicket (via kblr)
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"If you feel that well-read people are less likely to be evil, and a world full of people sitting quietly with good books in their hands is preferable to world filled with schisms and sirens and other noisy and troublesome things, then every time you enter a library you might say to yourself, ‘The world is quiet here,’ as a sort of pledge proclaiming reading to be the greater good." — Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope (via darkcanuck)
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"One of the world’s most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer “a deck of cards” or “Anna Karenina” when the obvious answer is “a well equipped boat and a crew to sail me off the island and back home where I can play all the card games and read all the Russian novels I want." — Lemony Snicket (via quotesandyouknowstuff)
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Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance
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I don’t necessarily agree with # 1, but this is brilliant. Haha. I secretly love Lemony Snicket.
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